Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. (Satchel Paige)
A good marriage is like a casserole: only those involved actually know what goes into it.
A hard thing about business is minding your own.
A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.
Alcohol preserves everything but dignity.
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10.
A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. (C.S. Lewis)
All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.
All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
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